He Who Knows How Will Always Work

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

I'm A Natural Behind The Camera... My Attentions Are More Toward Behind The Scenes, More Toward Creating, Producing, And Directing What's Going On Here... When I Finally Do Pop In Front Of The Lens, I'm Genuinely Glad And Relieved To Be There.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing