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I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

When I'm In Power, Here's How I'm Gonna Put The Country Back On Its Feet. I'm Going To Put Sterilizing Agents In The Following Products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, And Thick-crust Pizza. Only The 'tardiest Of The 'tards Like The Thick Crust.

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.