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There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.