I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

Saturday Night Live Is Such A Comedy Boot Camp In A Way, Because You Get To Work With So Many Different People Who Come In To Host The Show And You Get Thrown Into So Many Situations And Learn How To Think On Your Feet, So Filmmaking Actually Feels Slow, In A Good Way.

In Junior High P.e., I Was Way Too Shy To Take A Shower In Front Of The Other Kids. It Was A Horribly Awkward Time - Body Hair, Odors... So I'd Go From My Sweaty Shirt Back Into My Regular Clothes And Have To Continue The Day.

I've Always Loved Watching The News On Tv. As A Kid, I Loved Watching Walter Cronkite, For Some Reason.

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life