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Aren't We All Striving To Be Overpaid For What We Do?

I Love Watching People Be Totally Committed In A Very Real Way To Stupid Situations. I Find It's Not So Much Trying To Be Funny, It's Trying To Be Real In A Messed Up Context. That's Comedy To Me.

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.

I'm A Cotton-headed Ninny Muggins.

I Left Home To Go To College, And Then I Moved Back Home. I Moved Back For Three Years From 21 To 24.