When I Was Ten, I Wrote An

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

I Was One Of The Richest Rappers In 2008. But It Was Definitely A Strange Feeling.

I Left 'saturday Night Live' Without A Film To Go To, And I'd Filmed 'old School' While I Was In My Last Season Of The Show, And That Hadn't Come Out Yet. I Was A Free Agent, In A Way, But I Knew It Was Time To Leave The Show And Test The Water.

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.