Good Jobs Look A Lot Like Kids

We Are Lending Money We Don't Have To Kids Who Can't Pay It Back To Train Them For Jobs That No Longer Exist. That's Nuts.

Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.

Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And Lives.

I'm Looking Forward To The Future, And Feeling Grateful For The Past.