Short-cuts Lead To Long Delays.

Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.

Innovation Without Imitation Is A Complete Waste Of Time.

I Always Complain Because I'm Old Now And Everything Hurts.

People Like To Cherry-pick The Parts Of Their Career That They're Either In The Midst Of Or That They're The Most Proud Of, But The Truth Is Careers And Lives Are Tapestries.