I'll Tell You This About The Oscars

You'd Much Rather Act With A Pal, Someone You Know Really Well. That Way, You Can Cut All The Niceties And Go Right To Insulting Each Other.

What I've Discovered Is, Really, Acting Is Acting Is Acting. It's All The Same. Seventy-five Percent Of The Skills Are The Same In Both Media.

Before I Made It Big I Worked As A Dishwasher, Washing Dishes In This Place Called Dishwasher House Where People Could Just Come In And Do Whatever They Wanted To The Dishes And We Had To Clean Them With Our Hands Till They Bled. A Lot Of Struggling Actors Worked There-downey Jr., Joaquin Phoenix, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Keenen Ivory Wayans-and We Actually All Kind Of Wish We Still Did.

I Love Metaphor The Way Some People Love Junk Food.

One's Complete Sentences Are Attempts, As Often As Not, To Complete An Incomplete Self With Words.