I Love Metaphor The Way Some People

I've Written A Lot Of Scripts That Someone Else Directed, And It's Absolutely Vital That, If I'm Gonna Act In It, Then I Have To Take Off The Writer Hat And Let The Director Direct.

I Have Been Working Out For 30 Years, Staying In Shape In The Dream That Someday I Would Get To Play A Sex Scene. Finally I Get One, And They Cut It.

Somebody's Gotta Stand Up And Say Pubic Hair Is Good, Murder Is Bad. Sex Is Good, Violence Is Bad.

I Introduced Myself To Scorsese And I Said, "if You Need Someone To Do Craft Services, I'm There."

You Should Know The Lines, Be Prepared, Get Sleep, And Have The Script Analyzed So You're Ready To Rock And Roll.