I'll Probably Never Have Children Because I

I Was The Youngest In My Family. When The Other Kids Went To School, My Mother Would Make Them Breakfast And Then She Would Go Back To Bed For An Hour, So I Was Sort Of Babysat By Television.

I Think We Need A 12-step Group For Non-stop Talkers. We're Going To Call It On And On Anon.

Can You Remember When You Didn't Want To Sleep? Isn't It Inconceivable? I Guess The Definition Of Adulthood Is That You Want To Sleep.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name And Apparently That's The Key To The Whole Thing Right There. I Go In Every Few Weeks And Guess.