I'll Never Let Your Head Hit The

I've Always Said I've Got The Coolest Fans, And I Brag About You Like Grandchildren When I Talk To Other Artists.

Sometimes It Feels Like My Life Is Just One Long Day.

Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming Shaped The Way That I Think About Writing Songs.

I Have Male Fans, But I'm Persuading Them To Become Female!

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.