Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore

When The Truth Is In Your Way, You Are On The Wrong Road.

Too Many Individuals Are Like Shakespeare's Definition Of "echo,"--babbling Gossips Of The Air.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.