I Don't Care How Much A Man

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.