I'll Bet You The Time Ain't Far

There Is Something About A Republican That You Can Only Stand Him Just So Long; And On The Other Hand, There Is Something About A Democrat That You Can't Stand Him Quite That Long.

People's Minds Are Changed Through Observation And Not Through Argument.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

We Will Never Have True Civilization Until We Have Learned To Recognize The Rights Of Others.