You Shake A Slogan At An American

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

You Have A Wonderful Organization. I Understand You Have Ten Thousand Here. And If You Count The Ones In The Various Federal Prisons, It Brings Your Total Membership Up To Around Thirty Thousand.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

If We Could Just Go Back The Last Two Or Three Years And Do Our Buying A Little More Carefully, Why... We Would Be O.k.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.