I Looked Up And Saw The Shape

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.

I Learned Pretty Early Is I Never Defend My Material; It's For Other People To If Someone Is Offended. It's So Subjective, And If You Don't Find It Funny, It's Definitely Going To Be Offensive.

I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff, And Some Of It Is Really Hard Core.

I Am Diagnosed With Not Having Enough Insanely-addictive Drugs Coursing Through My Body.