Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

Now These Fellows In Washington Wouldn't Be So Serious And Particular If They Only Had To Vote On What They Thought Was Good For The Majority Of The People In The U.s. That Would Be A Cinch. But What Makes It Hard For Them Is Every Time A Bill Comes Up They Have Things To Decide That Have Nothing To Do With The Merit Of The Bill. The Principal Thing Is Of Course: What Will This Do For Me Personally Back Home?

It Is A Good Thing That We Do Not Get As Much Government As We Pay For.

No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.