Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay

Spinnin' A Rope Is Fun If Your Neck Ain't In It

Say, This New Home Building Idea Of President Hoover's Sounds Good. They Are Working Out A Lot Of Beneficial Things. The Only Thing Is It Took 'em So Long To Think Of Any Of 'em. We Ought To Have Plans In Case Of Depression, Just Like We Do In Case Of Fire, 'walk, Don't Run, To The Nearest Exit.'

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.

The Best Way Out Of A Difficulty Is Through It.