Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay

You Know Lincoln's Famous Remark About "god Must Have Loved The Common People, Because He Made So Many Of Them?" Well, You Are Not Going To Get People's Votes Nowadays By Calling 'em Common. Lincoln Might Have Said It, But I Bet It Was Not Until After He Was Elected.

Take Me Ham Away, Take Away My Eggs, Even My Chili, But Leave Me My Newspaper.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

If Everybody (traded His Car For A Horse) They Would Be Out Of Debt In A Couple Of Years. Just Think, No Gas, No Tires, No Roads To Pay For.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.