If You've Been Fortunate Enough To Live

My Career Has Been Full Of Remarkable Coincidences That Have Nothing To Do With Me.

I Would Rather Play Hamlet With No Rehearsal Than Tv Golf.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.

I Was Born In An Elevator, And - As My Mother Said - Naturally It Was Going Down. She Said, "all I Remember Is Telling Your Father, 'that's It! Never Again!'" That's Why I'm An Only Child.

Success Is Always Somebody Else's Opinion Of You; But It Doesn't Amount To A Damn Compared To Your Own Opinion Of Yourself.