Stay Humble. Always Answer Your Phone -

I Was Born In An Elevator, And - As My Mother Said - Naturally It Was Going Down. She Said, "all I Remember Is Telling Your Father, 'that's It! Never Again!'" That's Why I'm An Only Child.

Dying Is Not A Sin. Not Living Is.

I'd Rather Make The Cut In The Crosby Than Win Another Oscar.

It's Hard Enough To Write A Good Drama, It's Much Harder To Write A Good Comedy, And It's Hardest Of All To Write A Drama With Comedy. Which Is What Life Is.

Anything Truly Worthwhile Does Not Come Easy. If It Did, It Would Not Be All That Worthwhile.