Which One Of You Is Going To

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

You're Only Here For A Short Visit. Don't Hurry, Don't Worry. And Be Sure To Smell The Flowers Along The Way.

There Is No Tragedy In Missing A Putt, No Matter How Short. All Have Erred In This Respect.

Which One Of You Is Going To Be Runner-up?

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.