Which One Of You Is Going To

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

It Is The Addition Of Strangeness To Beauty That Constitutes The Romantic Character In Art.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.