He May Have Gone To Bed Three

I Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire. I Just Wanted To Live Like One.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

No One Remembers Who Came In Second.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.