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People Who Are Interested In Money Are Really Uninteresting People. They Look Like Donald Trump.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

I Always Have A Feeling You Should Move The Playing Field And The Minute You Know What You're Doing, You're Wrong. Therefore, I Wanted Us Not To Try To Follow Spamalot Immediately, But To Do Something Different. This Is Perfect Because It Uses All The Same Skills, Like Story Telling And Lyric Writing And Music Writing, But It's Presenting It In A Different Form. And Of Course It Gives Me And John A Nice Chance To Perform And Show Off Which Is Also Fun.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.