There's Animals Like Us Existing And Thinking

I Just Believe In A Huge Universe Of Billions Of Miles.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

People Who Are Interested In Money Are Really Uninteresting People. They Look Like Donald Trump.