My First Professional Job Was Appearing In

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?

Having Little Money To Spend Was A Valuable Learning Experience. My Schooling Also Shaped My Work Ethic Because While Other Children Were Listening To The Goons, I Was Studying, Which Enabled Me To Go To Cambridge University.