If You're A Man And You Have

The Aclu Spent This Entire Holiday Season Protesting Public Displays Of The Nativity Scene. Yeah, That's The Problem With America Right Now: Public Displays Of Christ's Birth, That's The Problem. It's Unbelievable To Me. The Aclu Will No Longer Fight For Your Right To Put Up A Nativity Scene, But They'll Fight For The Right Of The Local Freak Who Wants To Stumble Onto The Scene And Have Sex With One Of The Sheep.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

One Man's Voltaire Is Another Man's Screech.

Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are Just Ads For Target?

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.