Nervous? He's Tighter Than Pat Buchanan's Sphincter

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

Ray Lewis Knifed Through Those Offensive Linemen Like A Sucker-punch Switchblade Slicing Between The Ribs Of Some Inebriated Trash-talking Punk Outside A Sports Bar.

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

If Somebody Wants To Shoot Up And Die In Front Of You, More Power To Them. The Herd Has A Way Of Thinning Itself Out.

Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!