If Your Work Is So Smart That

I Live Way Below My Means.

I Pride Myself On Being The Guy Who Can Do Def Comedy Jam And Charlie Rose. And Do Well On Both.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.