Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.

George Bush Hates Midgets.

I Used To Have Horrible Cars That Would Always End Up Broken Down On The Highway. When I Tried To Flag Someone Down, Nobody Stopped. But If I Pushed My Own Car, Other Drivers Would Get Out And Push With Me. If You Want Help, Help Yourself - People Like To See That.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.