We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies.

People Really Cared More About Women's Hair. But Nobody Takes You Seriously With Jheri Curls Is What We've Deduced. If You Got An Afro And You Go "fight The Power" People Will Follow You. If You Got A Jheri Curl, People Just Laugh.

I Don't Write Jokes First. I Write Down Topics. I Think Of What I Want To Talk About, And Then I Write The Jokes - They Don't Write Me... And Even If You Don't Think It's Funny, You Won't Think It's Boring. You Might Disagree, But You'll Listen. And Maybe Even Laugh As You Disagree.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.