We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's Money He'd Jump Out The Window.

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.