If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

You Might Be A Redneck If The First Words Out Of Your Mouth Every Time You See Friends Are Howdy!, Hey! Or How Y'all Doin'?

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.