If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.

I Don't Like The Pitch Count! How Are You Gonna Develop Your Arm? If You're A Track Man You Say, "hey, You Can't Run Too Much." Or If You're A Boxer You Say, "hey, You Can Only Box Three Rounds." It's Not Right!

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.

When I Took The Job As The Manager Of The Olympic Team, I Didn't Take It Because I Was A Dodger. I Did It Because I Was An American, And I Wanted To Bring That Gold Medal Where It Belongs In Baseball, The United States. And That's Exactly What Our Team Did.