If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know

My Wife Tells Me One Day, 'i Think You Love Baseball More Than Me.' I Say, 'well, I Guess That's True, But Hey, I Love You More Than Football And Hockey.'

Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks You.

Say 'dodgers' And People Know You're Talking About Baseball. Say 'braves' And They Ask, 'what Reservation?' Say 'reds' And They Think Of Communism. Say 'padres' And They Look Around For A Priest.

Chan Ho Had A Great Career And Was The Exemplification Of Class, Dignity And Character.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.