My Goal Is To Live To Be

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

Managing Is Like Holding A Dove In Your Hand. Squeeze Too Hard And You Kill It; Not Hard Enough And It Flies Away.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.