When We Lose, I Eat. When We

It's Still The Best Game In Town Because You Don't Have To Be Big To Play, And Everybody Plays. Even Your Grandmother Probably Played Baseball.

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.

The Only Angels In Los Angeles Are In Heaven, And They're Looking Down On The Dodgers.

You Can Wake Up Every Day And Make Today Better Than The Last.

A Second-guesser Is One Who Doesn't Know Anything About The First Guess, And He's One Who Needs 2 Guesses To Get One Right.