Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring,

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.