If You Want Good Sketches, Go Pick

The Face And The Actor Is Great, But If You Were To Start Out And You Said, "my Name Is Humphrey" Somebody Would Punch You Out, Because That's A Stupid Name To Have.

I Got Tired Of Reading That Everybody Was Either Coming Out Of The Closet Or They Were Abused Or Had Some Kind Of Substance Problem.

It Makes You A Better Person To Know Where You Came From, Because Whereever You Go, There Is Somebody In Some Town, City, Hamlet, Whatever, That Has The Same Dreams You Have.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

I Never Got Any Kind Of Mail Regarding Whatever I Did On The Show.