If You Think You Are Powerless, Then

Now, Everybody Knows The Basic Erogenous Zones. You Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, And Seven. ... Ok, Now Most Guys Will Hit One, Two, Three And Then Go To Seven And Set Up Camp. ... You Want To Hit 'em All And You Wanna Mix 'em Up. You Gotta Keep 'em On Their Toes. ... You Could Start Out With A Little One. A Two. A One, Two, Three. A Three. A Five. A Four. A Three, Two. Two. A Two, Four, Six. Two, Four, Six. Four. Two. Two. Four, Seven! Five, Seven! Six, Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds Up Seven Fingers]

I Have Got Five Minutes, Some Whip-its, And The Key To The Executive Bathroom.

I Am A Firm Believer That God Has Already Ordered The Things That Have Taken Place In My Life...and I'm Just Learning To Follow The Path He's Laid Before Me.

I Don't Know Which Is More Nutty. All This Stuff I Do Outside Of Work, Or The Stuff I Do All Week.

You Can Spread Your Soul Over A Paddy Field, You Can Whisper To A Mango Tree, You Can Feel The Earth Between Your Toes And Know That This Is The Place, The Place Where It Begins And Ends. But What Can You Tell To A Pile Of Bricks? The Bricks Will Not Be Moved (page 87).