I Have Got Five Minutes, Some Whip-its,

You Know, Sometimes You Have To Remember The Bad Things So That You Can Learn From Them.

I Don't Know Which Is More Nutty. All This Stuff I Do Outside Of Work, Or The Stuff I Do All Week.

I Look At You Looking At Me, Now I Know Why The Best Things Are Free, How You've Changed My World You'll Never Know, I'm Different Now, You've Helped Me Grow.

Now, Everybody Knows The Basic Erogenous Zones. You Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, And Seven. ... Ok, Now Most Guys Will Hit One, Two, Three And Then Go To Seven And Set Up Camp. ... You Want To Hit 'em All And You Wanna Mix 'em Up. You Gotta Keep 'em On Their Toes. ... You Could Start Out With A Little One. A Two. A One, Two, Three. A Three. A Five. A Four. A Three, Two. Two. A Two, Four, Six. Two, Four, Six. Four. Two. Two. Four, Seven! Five, Seven! Six, Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds Up Seven Fingers]

I Have Got Five Minutes, Some Whip-its, And The Key To The Executive Bathroom.