If You Removed All Of The Homosexuals

Abandon The Search For Truth; Settle For A Good Fantasy

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Whenever I Am Doing Anything Else, Which Is Most Of The Time, Even If It Is Not Something Like Robbing A Bank, I Feel Felonious. Writing Is What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

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