When I Was Young, Boys Didn't Type.

In Real Life, I Assure You, There Is No Such Thing As Algebra.

When You Reach A Certain Age, Suddenly There Are Lots Of People Younger Than You, Which Is Really Startling.

As A Teenager You Are At The Last Stage In Your Life When You Will Be Happy To Hear That The Phone Is For You.

I Am Alternately Very Gregarious - Very Sociable - And Then Very Solitary.

Even When America Is Not Working That Well, It Still Works Better Than Other Places.