If You Make Waffles, Throw Out The

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

If You Read Social Media, You Can See How Immigration Is Such A Hot-button Debate And [a Hotbed] Of Ignorance. You Know There's Guys That Say Immigrants Come Here, And They Create So Much Crime And They Take Jobs. There's Multiple Sides To Every Story.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'