I Have Dogs In My House And

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!

As Long As You're A Tax Deduction, You'll Always Be Safe In My House.

I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'