If You Love Your Job, You Haven't

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

All Last Year We Tried To Teach Him (fernando Valenzuela) English, And The Only Word He Learned Was Million.

The Only Way I'd Worry About The Weather Is If It Snows On Our Side Of The Field And Not Theirs.

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.