Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight

I Didn't Even Graduate From High School. I've Never Told Anybody That Before. I Got My Degree Later, When I Was In The Army.

There Are Parents Out There Screaming As If Their Kid Is Going To Be In The Big Leagues Someday. C'mon. I Chew Them Out If I See That. Maybe They've Got Their Own Idea How To Do Things, But It's Wrong. Just Be With The Kids. Let 'em Make Errors. Give Them All A Chance. It's Not About Winning. It's Spirit, Togetherness.

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?

I Do Not Care Whether You're A Democrat Or You're A Republican Or An Independent. We Must Pull For The People Who Are Wearing The Uniform Of The Armed Forces. These People Weren't Drafted. They Enlisted, Because They Believe.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.