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Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.