If You Live Right, Death Is A

We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.

There Wasn't Any More Truth In Over Half Of What Any So-called Orator Said. If It Wasn't A Deliberate Lie, Why It Was An Exaggerated Falsehood.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.