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President Coolidge Said, 'i Don't Want The Government To Go Into Business.' Well, If I Was Mr. Coolidge I Wouldn't Worry Over That. The Government Never Has Been Accused Of Being A Business Man.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.

The Best Way Out Of A Difficulty Is Through It.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.