We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments.

This Is A Dream Come True. Hbo Is The Highest Echelon In The World For A Stand-up Comedian To Attain. Throughout My Career I've Trusted My Instincts To Lead Me Down The Right Path, And I Am Honored To Work Together With This Network While Contributing To The Legacy That Is Hbo.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.