As A Child, A Library Card Takes

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.