As A Child, A Library Card Takes

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.