As A Child, A Library Card Takes

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Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.