As A Child, A Library Card Takes

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.