Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I Know Now That Everybody In The Arts Is Forever A Beginner. Experience Counts For A Great Deal And Very Little. Every Night Onstage I Feel I Am Starting From Scratch, Still Not Quite Sure What I Am Doing And Where I Am Going, Thrown By The Simplest Thing That Goes Wrong.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.