Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.