Never Floss With A Stranger.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

We Don't Apologize For A Joke. We Are Comics. We Are Here To Make You Laugh. If You Don't Get It, Then Don't Watch Us.