If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Is A Sheet Hanging In Your Closet And A Gun Rack Hanging In Your Truck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!