If You Had A Pill That Would

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending On How You Feel About It.

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?