If You Had A Pill That Would

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

The Older They Get, The Better They Were When They Were Younger.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

If You Had A Pill That Would Guarantee A Pitcher 20 Wins, But Might Take Five Years Off His Life, He'd Take It.