Forget Goals. Value The Process.

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.

If You Had A Pill That Would Guarantee A Pitcher 20 Wins, But Might Take Five Years Off His Life, He'd Take It.